Masaoki's Cooking and Cleaning

[guesstimatejones]

Last night, I was struck with the sudden motivation to share an amazing set of youtube videos with my friends at AU70. Therefore, I introduce you to Masao, one of the most unique and accidentally hilarious individuals on the face of the earth. His videos may simply seem like amateur cooking videos filled with screw-ups, fire, ignorance, uncleanliness, and more fire, but this man has much more to offer the internet community. Bizarre philosophies, government conspiracies, celebrity autopsies and what we learn from them, this man is a wealth of insanity that you will find no where else on the internet. His off-the-wall thoughts and utter lack of kitchen skills are so unbelievable that you will want to believe he is acting. But there is an overwhelming amount of evidence to suggest that he is not. But I digress, time for the links. I will warn you that many of the run-times *look* long, but I promise you that, as far as his good videos go, you won't feel the time passing. Masao is a fucking gold mine.
This is a good viewing order too, but feel free to hit these up in any order you want.

Omelet for Obama (14:41) (ParthenocarpySA)
(Part 1) www.youtube.com/watch?v=OERZ8Pqs9iU
(Part 2) www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Eg9ArFqxAk

Cooking Hot Dogs and Peaches (8:55) (ParthenocarpySA) (The video on this one is shitty, but it's still hilarious).
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

Another Fruit Punch (5:58) (ParthenocarpySA) (More shit quality, but some very enlightening thoughts about mold)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojKjgWJGoE0

Cafe Latte (6:14) (ParthenocarpySA)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6OajPBV7qY

Banana Juice (11:00) (ParthenocarpySA) (My personal favorite. Goodbye physics.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKaqaToa4mQ

I Just Dont Get Soup (11:00) (ParthenocarpySA) (IT'S JUST CHEESE!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov9lGZLr1Qo

Enjoying a little drink (2:53) (MasaoHF)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVi7tREP2js

Sugary Sandwich (15:00) (MasaoHF) (This one's only a month old!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgl9PE7aYO4

How to Grill Steak without a Grill (10:56) (ParthenocarpySA)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

Special Christmas Turkey (34:00) (ParthenocarpySA) (Again, it's long, but it should keep you well entertained. One laugh after another. And the ending is priceless) (But don't skip, lamer. The build is important).
(Part 1) www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFjSGalLmE0
(Find parts 2-4 on your own noobs)

Do as I Say, not as I Do (4:06) (ParthenocarpySA)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHywkVrjj8U

Some other recommended videos that, hell, you can find on your own.

Coconut Bread (ParthenocarpySA)
Making Tea (MasaoHF)
Super Sausages (ParthenocarpySA) (uuuuuUAGH)
How to Wake Up in the Morning (ParthonarpySA
Cheeseburger (ParthenocarpySA)
Peanut Juice (ParthenocarpySA)
Peanut Oil (MasaoHF)
Hard vs. Soft (MasaoHF) (Straight philosophical ramblings)


You might be wondering why his videos are on different channels? The answer is the main reason I believe he is genuine. His videos initially became very popular with SomethingAwful. Masao eventually became uncomfortable with his fame (so I've heard), and deleted the
channel. Parthenocarpy is a SomethingAwful user who has painstakingly found many of the old videos through alternate sources and reuploaded them to his channel. After this started, Masao started a new channel called MasaoHF, where he continues to upload.

I've been a huge fan of Masao for almost a year now, and I hope some of you will find them just as enjoyable. If anyone's interested in a skype viewing party, I'm game. Watching them with others is really ideal.

[guesstimatejones]

Let me clarify that many of those extra videos I threw in at the end I easily consider to be among his best. The first three especially.

[guesstimatejones]

You guys should totally tell me what you think!

[norablindsided]

"It's not working...the banana is not melting...let me try water"

rofl

thanks for the vids